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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
---- Pablo Picasso
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
---- Malcom Forbes
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
This may be the most interesting blog theme I've ever seen. http://eflgeek.com/index.php Definitely in my top 5 at least.
---- Steve Dembo
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
---- Isaac Asimov
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
---- Isaac Newton
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
---- Robert Copeland
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.
---- Albert Einstein
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
---- John Ciardi
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey




